when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.
Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
the act of masturbating someone of the same sex while sticking you finger in their asshole...The person must either be asleep or passed out drunk (also if they shit while your doing it they must pay you 1,000 dollars)
Joe passed out after 18 beers so steve thought it would be real funny to jib him....turns out it was just really gay