mikeejimbo's definitions

bbn

"Be back never", an acronym akin to bbl, made up by someone and hasn't yet gotten into mainstream use. The person(s) it is used by generally use it when they're about to go away and contemplate suicide.

"Killing self - bbn"

by mikeejimbo January 28, 2005

omg

Acronym. Generally "Oh my God!" For some people that don't like taking the Lord's name in vain, "Oh my gosh!" For Googlists, "Oh my Google!"

OMG there's a lot of pages on the internet!

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

bbiaf

Alternately "be back in a few" or "be back in a flash"

Pretty much like brb, but longer and harder to type, ergo just as pointless

"Ah, time for dinner, bbiaf"

by mikeejimbo July 18, 2006

God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

stuffnthang

A nerdy metasyntactic variable, typically in place of a plural noun, but uses others.

And then you click on the, uh, stuffnthang.

by mikeejimbo July 19, 2006

&&

In some programming languages, this is used to perform logical 'and' on two things. In others, it's used for short-circuit logical operation.

0 && 0 = 0
0 && 1 = 0
1 && 0 = 0
1 && 1 = 1

by mikeejimbo August 23, 2006

urban dictionary sucks

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005