42 definitions by mike the ekim

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by mike the ekim April 19, 2005

daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by mike the ekim January 2, 2006

vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by mike the ekim May 4, 2006

liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

by mike the ekim May 29, 2005

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by mike the ekim December 24, 2005

algebra

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

by mike the ekim April 9, 2005

Schecter

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.

Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?

by mike the ekim April 9, 2005