mike hunt's definitions

dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

bitchassmofo

1. One who is a bitch with a big ass and a motherfucker.

2. One who is quite annoying, no other word is as good to describe them

That dude over there is acting like one crazy bitchassmofo.

by Mike Hunt January 14, 2003

pip

Slang. A smelly, annoying, arrogant, person, who has no common sense, or ideas about real life and real people. Pips are stuck in a world where Friends, and Coupling are real, because he/she knows no different.

Pip: "Butter is just an American word for Margerine!"
Everyone else: "No, Pip. Shut up"

by Mike Hunt February 9, 2004

Lakal

It has no meaning, it just sounds ever so Nazi-like and evil

Ooh shnit-me shmytin Lakal

by Mike Hunt February 3, 2004

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

kes

A poor little rat man who invites himself over, and thinks he knows everything. A gossipking.

that bloody kes wants to comeover to my household.

by Mike Hunt October 31, 2003