mike hunt's definitions

Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

krem-blang

comes from the word "kindling," which means "easily combustible material for starting a fire," according to Merriam-Websters Dictionary. Can also be said as just BLANG, being thrown into any random conversation to mean whatever you choose. When pronouncing krem-blang, make sure to put a lot of extra emphasis on the "blang."

Example 1
person 1: Could you go collect some kindling for the fire?
person 2: krem-blang?
person 1: no, kindling.
person 2: That's what i said, krem-blang.

Example 2
person 1: that song is off the hook mane, BLANG!
person 2: yeah blang, I blang love blang that blang song blang!
person 1: Blang.

by Mike Hunt March 15, 2005

megaho

1 One who regurgitates on their own leg and keeps at least 500 pounds of debris in their car.

Megaho can use some of the trash from her car to clean the puke off of her leg.

by Mike Hunt September 4, 2003

slinky

when one masturbates excessively. and ones penis become rather long and droopy. similar to the childs toy sharing the same name.

black kids usualy have slinkies because they have no other toys to play with when they are young.

by mike hunt December 31, 2004

tutton

blonde, muscular, 18 and the best friend in the world cos hes a millionaire.

tutton boy
tuttons bike
RAY!

by mike hunt January 22, 2005

megaho

The act of making every detail of your existence known to the entire internet via AIM 'away messages'

I almost forgot to megaho about how I'm about to go get a shirt out of my closet and how inconvenient that will be.

by Mike Hunt September 4, 2003

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003