mike hunt's definitions

bitchassmofo

1. One who is a bitch with a big ass and a motherfucker.

2. One who is quite annoying, no other word is as good to describe them

That dude over there is acting like one crazy bitchassmofo.

by Mike Hunt January 14, 2003

wichinga

literarlly; a vagina

a demeaning term, usually to put someone down for being a wuss. As in being a vagina.

Joe, quit being such a wichinga. Its just a damn spider.

by Mike hunt March 7, 2004

high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 2, 2003