mike hunt's definitions

love pump

When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.

Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.

by Mike Hunt May 20, 2004

hot bagging

tea bagging your woman after running a mile.

I'm gonna hit the gym, then I'm hot bagging the old lady.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 2, 2003

spear thrower

nigger, nuca, nigglit, black guy

Get that spear thrower he jacked my wallet

by mike Hunt April 7, 2004

grundun

A word used mainly by afro americans
(niggas,Blacks, Mooncrickets, ect) Meaning pussy

A daw i hit all up in that Grundun last night

I would love to lick that Grundun up and down

by mike Hunt April 6, 2004

zeke

Bad haircut

Nice zeke Mike!!

by Mike Hunt December 12, 2003

Aunt Jemima

an old wrinkly saggy titted nigger
usually horible driver and smokes more crack than her fuckin grandchildren
but she can whip up a nice batch of chicken and collergreens

that aunt jemima just cut me off while smokin her pipe lets notify the KKK

by mike hunt December 31, 2004