mike and dave!!'s definitions

fisherman's queef

example 1) when a disgustingly slimy stinkinfested breeze of hot air ouccurs in a womens pants
example 2)woman whos been on a ship to long

timmy get back from that boat you might get a woof of fisherman's queef

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

stink-train

a decorative piece of feces made by a person like peter pinori (otherwise known as the mentally retarted) which is shaped like a train and runs on toilet paper tracks (popular in mexican cities)

"all aboard the stink-train"
"peter what have i told you about playing with your stink-train before dinner"

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

hobo mamma

a hobos mamma (or the black african monkey that burrows its tail in fertile ground and subtracts the lands nutrients in order to feed its young found deep within the forests of eurasia)

"hey jamal i hate your big black hobo mamma"

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

ape

primative form of the black man
(jamals grandmother)

"they made changes at the zoo yesterday the black people and the apes now share the same cage....i even saw one of them niggas muchin on a feces sandwich"

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

tin-teethed timmy

the boy on the ree-ree bus that i give the finger everyday on my way to school

i can't wait for that hadicaped bastard tin-teethed timmy to croak so i dont to see his droolin face anymore

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

stink baloney

after having anal sex penis is left with turd stinky residue

(usually happens to blacks)

"yo nigga you gotsa bad case of stink baloney."

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005