middlenameskip's definitions

12 o'cock

The state of penis when it is facing north, 0 degrees, or 12 o'clock, usually tucked into the waistband.

"...and when she looked away I adjusted to 12 o'cock."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.

"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012