michael_hunt's definitions

Salem bin Laden

brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family

Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.

by Michael_Hunt May 25, 2008

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

vomiteria

a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat

I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.

by Michael_Hunt March 1, 2009

Bush43

The 43rd president of the United States used to distinguish him from his father Bush41.

Bush43 was the worst president America ever had, he was obsessed with waging a senseless war in Iraq, while making no serious attempt to capture Osama bin Laden or fight terrorism. He pushed through a fascist law with an Orwellian name the "Patriot Act" which essentially gutted the Bill of Rights. His disasterous economic policies created the worst recession since the Great Depression, crippling the financial industry and nearly bankrupting G.M. and Chrysler.

by Michael_Hunt June 21, 2009

Rush Limpdick

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009

sow

a female police officer, a female pig is called a sow

Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of giving her a ticket, but that didn't work when she got pulled over by a sow.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008