michael_hunt's definitions

rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008

Bush43

The 43rd president of the United States used to distinguish him from his father Bush41.

Bush43 was the worst president America ever had, he was obsessed with waging a senseless war in Iraq, while making no serious attempt to capture Osama bin Laden or fight terrorism. He pushed through a fascist law with an Orwellian name the "Patriot Act" which essentially gutted the Bill of Rights. His disasterous economic policies created the worst recession since the Great Depression, crippling the financial industry and nearly bankrupting G.M. and Chrysler.

by Michael_Hunt June 21, 2009

vomiteria

a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat

I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.

by Michael_Hunt March 1, 2009

Salem bin Laden

brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family

Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.

by Michael_Hunt May 25, 2008

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

daylight wasting time

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year

I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.

by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009

Neal Bush

Another brother of George W Bush

Neal Bush was banned from the banking industry for his role in the collapse of Silverado Savings and Loan, which cost taxpayers $1 billion to bail-out.

by Michael_Hunt June 22, 2008