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police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Get the hophead's prayer mug.popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the bubble wrap crack mug.won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the apply an oral vacuum mug.you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 1, 2021
Get the pick up sticks mug.what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
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