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def on your grave

defecation, take a shit -a steaming lump of smelly funk a-top YOUR "place of rest"! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! (i guess a cremation urn would require a cup of diarrhea!!) -for the true, 'earned' and deserving ASSHOLE!!
i'm going to def on your grave

his ex-wife exclaimed: i'm going to def on your grave!!

i'm going to def on his grave
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
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prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')
hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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butt bark

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!
my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!

his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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simpler souls

those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.

those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!

the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.

we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
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bung dungs

eat, eating, consumption of food; e.t.c.

a bung hole is the hole in the middle of a barrel or cask, used for filling. bung hole also has served as slang for an 'asshole'.

dungs are MY def. for FOOD, if one could only imagine the future of their food...it ends up in the toilet, right? , hence dungs!
wheres' karen? (response:) i think she went out to bung dungs.

i was bunging dungs and hated to imagine my spectacular meal turning to lumpy, smelly, waste!!

lets' head on over to foolsley's and bung dungs
by michael foolsley May 26, 2012
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snake shakers

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion
i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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zip strips

paper covered coffee stirrers at convenience stores
them zip strips will keep away the black death!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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