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ultra gulp

55-gallon drum of "soda" sold in convenience store, 'tub' of soft drink
hey clyde, pull over! ah need me one o' them ultra gulps!!

gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!

i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2022
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wunderdung

A.K.A. "wipeless shit"

pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!

was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
by michael foolsley September 15, 2014
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clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley November 14, 2011
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taster's choice

john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!

sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies

rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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perkers

young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
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