michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the homeless person's lawmug. an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
Get the snapping tightmug. actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
Get the sexual actualitymug. ah-nold schwartzenegger!
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility
(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,
poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator
that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
Get the the sperminatormug. the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
by michael foolsley October 3, 2012
Get the plastic smilemug. the lines created by mammary glands straining a blouse, etc; to the limit. -one or more lines in the fabric as strained!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the the linesmug. once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the reptilianmug.