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trying to kick

trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!

i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!

i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!

trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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try to shit

trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!

one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!

one has to work hard!, to try to shit!

one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley November 14, 2011
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somebody ordered slops

it is raining (or going to rain!)
somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"

i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
by michael foolsley November 22, 2011
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glass coffin

'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.

many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.

if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!

i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!

mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2011
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