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spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing
john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the spatter paintmug.

air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
mugGet the air in my gutsmug.

space travel

orgasm, male OR female

-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!

she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the space travelmug.

burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the burning in hellmug.

thats how i PRAY!

said after emitting room shaking BELCH!
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!

he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
mugGet the thats how i PRAY!mug.

bye bye

baby, infant, newborn -bye bye to your time, money, quiet, corvette, stratocaster, etc ...hello to slavery and ego pump!
we had our bye bye and did some trading: good bye to our, money, time, quiet, things...-hello to us as saviors!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the bye byemug.

claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
mugGet the claimed by bulkmug.

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