michael foolsley's definitions
the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.
the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!
some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!
some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!
the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!
kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!
kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
Get the loadmastermug. a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
Get the domestic artistmug. the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
Get the question manmug. a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
Get the i can't eat FIRE !mug. hippie+hillbilly
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
Get the hippybillymug. behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
Get the more powerful than logicmug. police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
Get the the lawsmug.