michael foolsley's definitions
a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
Get the extra small drinkmug. i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the set myself alightmug. physical attributes of a human-
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the got the goodsmug. 'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
Get the cage allergicmug. pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 6, 2010
Get the work my snotmug. noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)
no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!
supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!
supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!
those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!
sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!
sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
by michael foolsley September 15, 2012
Get the sonic pollutionmug. sit down -the placing of the buttocks onto some supportive surface, ie; chair, etc -take a 'load' off
all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?
all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?
he invited the statuesque 'babe' to park tocks, but got 'huh'??'ed!
lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!
lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
Get the park tocksmug.