michael foolsley's definitions

plastic smile

the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.

one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!

of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.

-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!

the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!

the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!

all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!

by michael foolsley October 3, 2012

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

reptilian

looking somewhat like a reptile

acting somewhat like a reptile

being a reptile

once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

the lines

the lines created by mammary glands straining a blouse, etc; to the limit. -one or more lines in the fabric as strained!

that babe is oozing the good thing! fuckin' ay me like the lines!

by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume

got me a Ph.d in dogology

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

yellowcupping

pee in a cup

i better pass on that muggle bra i gotta do some yellowcupping soon.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)

lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011