the laws

police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.

'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.

this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!

i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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hophead's prayer

prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!
big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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kadaffy

moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!

kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
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loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
mugGet the loadmastermug.
(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills
man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
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