michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the dogologymug. a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
Get the claimed by bulkmug. one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
Get the bump jobmug. the male predicament
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the burning in hellmug. orgasm, male OR female
-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!
she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the space travelmug. i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the lets' all get sloppy fatmug. terrifically body-fluided mattress
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the paisley sealymug.