michael foolsley's definitions
establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
by michael foolsley September 8, 2012

somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"
i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
by michael foolsley November 22, 2011

defecation
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011

when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010

the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)
haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!
a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!
celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2011
