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same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
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unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!
not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!
HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!
the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the that place!, those people! mug.a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
Get the claimed by bulk mug.one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
Get the bump job mug.reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!
jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
Get the air in my guts mug.result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the spatter paint mug.the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
by michael foolsley October 3, 2012
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