michael's definitions

breadbin

people making fun of "bredrin"

what is up my breadbin, be you hanging in thy hood?

by michael January 24, 2004

Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

by Michael December 11, 2003

Schfiftyfive

A series of numbers begining with -----Shwam doo two and hief scheven schfourteen-teen schwentyone schwentyscheven hief 27 37 !!!!!!!WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!

girlfriends age is schfiftyfive!

by Michael May 12, 2004

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005

poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

by Michael October 20, 2004

Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz

Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

by Michael June 15, 2018