michael's definitions

hot texas

Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.

Dude, I don’t wont to wait for all these bitches, just pull a hot Texas.

by Michael April 9, 2005

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

Binx

A girl from a poor litte town called Portland, which is part of Oregon. Her dad is even boy hating psycho who refers to people as "shit heads" and her twin sister is also evil! She on the other hand is rather a nice person.. despite her obsession with everything even containing the word britian, or england, or scotland even? Apart from irn bru, which despite its deliciousness, she does not like!
Also reffered to as "wheetabinx"!

Who is obsessed with Britain?

Why, that would have to be Binx!

by Michael April 13, 2005

behir

basically means someone who is big and hariy and particularly ugly. They remind you of a beast so much that you would not be surprised if a knight rode in to slay them.

My sister is such a "behir" (usually said with alot of might and enthusiasm).

by Michael April 19, 2005

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

Radiohead

Radiohead is a famous band that consist of 5 members named Thom Yorke(vocals, rhythm guitar, and keyboards), Ed O'Brien(guitar, vocals), Colin Greenwood(bass guitar), Jonny Greenwood(guitar, keyboards), and Phil Selway(drums and percussion) formed in 1989 in Oxford, UK first took the name of " On a Friday " but changed their name to Radiohead from the Talking Heads song " Radio Head " they performed the song Creep and in 1993 Radiohead's first album Pablo Honey was finally released, later in "95 Radiohead released The Bends which made the band's popularity skyrocket, later in '97 OK Computer was released and it became Radiohead's best album ever, making their popularity skyrocketing even more and it was nominated for "album of the year". In 200 the band released Kid A, it also became a hit but wasn't able to outsell OK Computer, in mid-2003 their recent album Hail To The Thief

now Radiohead continues to influence Britpop bands like Muse, and Coldplay and many more....

Elvis Costello, the Pixies, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., U2, Talking Heads, The Beatles, The Smiths, and Mancunian post-punk acts The Fall, Joy Division, and Magazine. Later influences include German art-rock band Can, electronic artists such as Autechre and Aphex Twin, and jazz artists such as Charles Mingus and Miles Davis were the bands that made Radiohead come to be

by Michael April 24, 2005