michael's definitions

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

by Michael April 9, 2005

cut

hood term for the act of having sex

"Cuz you look like you aint been cut"
"Lets go cut in the telli"
"She ain't down to cut tonight"

by Michael May 13, 2005

Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by Michael August 3, 2004

sboob

a loser; moron; dumbshit; worthless piece of shit; see fuckface

What a sboob.
Nice try, you sboob.
Don't be his friend, cuz he's a sboob.

by Michael July 13, 2004

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004