michael's definitions

feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 30, 2003

niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003

neoMAX

The unknown 5th member of the Max series (Max 300, Maxx Unlimited, The Legend of Max, Max.(period)) by DM Ashura that runs at a staggering 340 beats per minute. Though not an official Max song, it reflects the sounds of Max through contemporary piano chords and a plusating tempo.

--Found in the unofficial DDR Tournamix.

by Michael April 13, 2004

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004