745 definitions by michael foolsley
mcdonald's "family restaurant" a.k.a. the less verbose "mickey d's"
i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
are you hungry ? no, i just got a shit sammich at michael and donald's !
let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's
got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's
got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
by michael foolsley December 30, 2022
a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")
she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!
being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.
belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)
-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)
-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
i told her i loved her in belch speak
i apologized to the principal in belch speak
belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
i apologized to the principal in belch speak
belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2011
*self explanatory*, non-disposable knowledge! -bad or good etchings, (present, past, or possibly future...) on the malleable human mind. these could include: death/s, birth/s, divorce/s, non-disposable interaction of quality with other humans, assorted tragedy/s, etc...
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
my memories of that car crash will remain a mental tattoo!!
she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!
that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!
she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!
that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!
she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
something to say whenever the spirit moves you. it is a reflection on 'these trying times' and dealing with same.
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023