18 definitions by messy bun
a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.
the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.
by messy bun October 26, 2017
When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.
Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
by messy bun October 13, 2017
1. OH SUGAR !! That really hurts.
2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!
3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.
2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!
3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.
by messy bun October 13, 2017
when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.
brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.
by messy bun October 26, 2017
tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.
by messy bun October 13, 2017
the pulling of the head of the dick toward the belly button until the shaft and balls take on the shape of a chicken leg
1. Brian got wasted jumped on the hood of a car and showed everyone his chicken"leg".
2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.
3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.
3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
by messy bun November 11, 2017