9 definitions by message_tied_to_a_brick

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1. French General from the American Revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. He is best known for the defeat of the British at Yorktown (1781).

2. A nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts.
"Dude, I'll rochambeau you for those tickets to the NSYNC concert!"
"Okay!"
(swift kick to the groin)
"You can keep those lameass tickets! I just wanted to kick you in the nuts, freak!"
by message_tied_to_a_brick August 25, 2004
a strictly medical term, used to describe a patient or person that has delved into a realm of irrational, illogical and/or crazy thought processes; Affected with madness; insane to an exceeding degree characterized by weakness or feebleness; decrepit; broken; falling to decay; shaky; unsafe; foolish
See that guy trying to put that square peg into that round hole? I think he's gone coo coo for cocoa puffs!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 30, 2004
1. (Slang) Gossip; rumor
2. (Nautical) A drinking fountain on a ship; a cask on a ship used to hold the day's supply of drinking water.
3. (noun) a report (often malicious) about the doings of other people
I was hanging out at the scuttlebutt, waiting to get some water when I heard some good scuttlebutt on Vern and an inflatable sheep.
by message_tied_to_a_brick July 01, 2004
vague disclaimer used to describe a similarity between two unrelated subjects without making the two subjects appear to be too closely related
Did you notice that the movie "Point of No Return" is kinda sorta, not really like "La Femme Nikita?"
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside
"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"
by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004
the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.
For real no shit, this guy I once knew fell into shaft alley and lost his leg to the bilge monster.
by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004
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