2 definitions by merely-a-flesh-wound

Thaw

When an insult isn't good enough to roast the victim or burn them, rather to bring the victim to room temperature.

thawed thawing

Guy: "And I was like 'Your mum!'
Guy 2: "What a burn!"
Guy 3: "Nah, that'was more of a thaw."

'twang, short for bull twang, another word for bullshit

Aussie slang at it's finest

Gazza: "I was hooking, on the piss, off my face and me Mrs didn't even notice."
Dave-o: "'TWANG!"