28 definitions by meowlnir

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

A dog so hyper that it appears to have had at least one coffee to drink.

Mabel is such a pup cup - she won't calm down!

by meowlnir February 3, 2016

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018

1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.

Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!

by meowlnir March 15, 2023

The below the belt area on females, including both the vagina and bottom.

The room smells like vajottom.

by meowlnir July 27, 2018

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Private parts (either gender) with a particularly bad odour.

Don't go down on him, he has a smelly nelly!

by meowlnir June 30, 2016