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Definitions by megazor

What comes out of your system once a party has ended.
Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"
Party Poo by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Chicken Time 

What fat kids yell out to their mamma's when they are gettin hungry!
Joshep: "CHICKEN TIME!!!"
Mamma: "My son is so fuckin fat"
Chicken Time by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Re-Urbaned 

Readding words to Urban Dicitonary no matter how many times you've tried to post something.
Man1: "Like shit!"
Man2: "What?!"
Man1: "Fuckin nerds behind Urban Dictionary won't add my word!"
Man2: "Maybe because in your example you called them fuckin nerds?"
Man1: "Looks like I'll have to re-urbaned again"
Re-Urbaned by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Zhe Boobess 

A phrase which means: 'Anything & Everything'.
As a question: Zhe Boobess?
As aggression: Ah, f***! Zhe Boobess!!!
Zhe Boobess by MEGAZOR August 15, 2010

Bieber Fever 

The obsession of Justin Bieber, only cure is a silver bullet to the head.
John: "Hmmm... I think he's a great singer"
'Sam passes John a gun and and five silver bullets'
BANG!!!
Sally: "Oh, God! What happened?!"
Sam: "John had Bieber Fever!"
'Sally picks up the gun and places it to her head'
Bieber Fever by MEGAZOR April 29, 2010
An Apple webcam yet to be created. In the future this will also be the default eye for our robot slaves.
Harry: "Hey man have you seen the new iI?"
Aron: "Man I've got one for my robo-doggy!"
Harry: "Wow! I need one for my blow-up doll!"
Aron: ---
Harry: "Awkward..."
iI by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010

Urban-Dic-Rush 

When you suddenly have your mind filled with great new words to share with the world and you decide to add them all to The Urban Dictionary.
John: "Want to grab a meal?"
Sally: "No, I've just had an Urban-Dic-Rush!"
John: "You're a man!!!"
Sally: "No you dope! I've made new words to share with the world!"
John: "Thank-God!"
Urban-Dic-Rush by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010