megazor's definitions

Money Grease

Someone who is so rich that they start using the grease which comes off of $100 dollar bills for everyday jobs.

Ted: "WOW! How did you make your hair so shiny?"
William: "This, Oh it's just money grease!"
Ted: "Rich bastard"
William: "What was that?"
Ted: "Huh? nothing"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

iI

An Apple webcam yet to be created. In the future this will also be the default eye for our robot slaves.

Harry: "Hey man have you seen the new iI?"
Aron: "Man I've got one for my robo-doggy!"
Harry: "Wow! I need one for my blow-up doll!"
Aron: ---
Harry: "Awkward..."

by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010

Party Poo

What comes out of your system once a party has ended.

Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Bruck

Bruck is the words Brick & Stuck together meaning stuck under a brick.

On the weekend I went to a building site and became bruck.

by MEGAZOR August 12, 2009

The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.

John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

myspace

A magical bubble which is invisible. You are always in it where ever you go. When you feel uncomfortable it's because some thing is making the 'myspace' bubble make strange shapes.

David: "Wow! Man!"
Dave: "What?"
David: "Get out of myspace!"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010