136 definitions by megan

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 15, 2003

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by megan April 23, 2004

by megan February 27, 2003

a slang term for "cool" or "awesome". used by people who want to seem younger

35 year old man #1: I scored with my 12 year old girlfriend.

35 year old man #2: really? thats so damn keek!

by megan March 4, 2004

Comes With Coleslaw.

by megan November 7, 2004

After a guy is excited, and ready to cum, "break me off" means to make him cum.

by megan October 8, 2003

A blonde girl trying to say "shush" online and making a typo

"you shuhs right now!"

by megan July 14, 2004