mediumdave22's definitions

Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011

White End

A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.

Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...

by Mediumdave22 April 10, 2011