Definitions by mediumdave22

Conshitterate 

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

Conshitterate by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

whack shack 

A massage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase "you want to turn over?" means it's time for "happy ending".

TJ just got back from the whack shack, those Asian girls gave him the 3 finger special.

whack shack by Mediumdave22 February 22, 2011

Calf Ripken Jr 

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

Calf Ripken Jr by Mediumdave22 February 21, 2011