mediumdave22's definitions

Pawtistic

A dog or cat who is a little bit "slow", distracted, or socially awkward.

"Your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!"

Naw... he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!

by Mediumdave22 March 23, 2011

Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011

White End

A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.

Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...

by Mediumdave22 April 10, 2011