Calf Ripken Jr

A super shredded calf muscle, usually owned by a triathlete or other bad ass athlete.

Adam: Man my legs are tired after that 50 mile bike ride!

Dave: Yeah I have to put Calf Ripken Jr on the 15 day DL.

by Mediumdave22 February 02, 2011

White Open

The status of a "white receiver" who is often left uncovered by the opposing defense due to his lack of game breaking speed or athleticism; however it can backfire as the "white receiver" seldom drops the ball and is very clutch

They should throw the ball to Johnny more, he is always white open!

by Mediumdave22 March 08, 2011

skankle tattoo

A sleazy woman's lower leg or ankle tattoo, usually of a rose, barbed wire, panther, or butterfly.

Did you see that strippers skankle tattoo? Looks like she got it when doing 2 years for her involvement in a Tennessee portable meth lab.

by Mediumdave22 October 13, 2011