15 definitions by mecicon

War is easy to get in to and hard to get out of, sometimes pussy is also easy to get in to and hard to get out of, and a pussy with an STD is the worst.
That was some war pussy, easy to get in to and hard to get out of. The harder I pulled away the more that skeez pulled me in.
by mecicon March 10, 2008
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A L A S, act like a stripper.

So much drama in such a small package.

Alas and get your clothes off.
by mecicon April 26, 2008
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1. The uncanny ability to act tough and hard nosed while composing an email and then not have the backbone (balls) to do anything about the subject matter while in person or in a meeting.

2. Sending cc emails to anyone in order to prove a point, asking idiotic questions with poor grammar, Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!
Dave is such a poseur, he is full of email courage and then kisses Scott's ass in the hallway.

by mecicon February 24, 2008
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The new leader of the democrat party indicated by the euphoric evangelical opiate induced trance-like gaze that overwhelms the crowd at a Barack Obama campaign rally.
"So many passed out when Obamessiah appeared that I thought he was going to lay hands on the crowd and heal us of our American attitudes."
by mecicon February 23, 2008
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A soccer slut is a girl who sleeps with as many soccer players as possible, including but not limited to the referee, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "ball bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "soccer bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player. Soccer sluts are very similar to hockey whores.
Kandi is a soccer slut.

Dee is a soccer milf.

Bonnie is a hockey whore.
by mecicon March 16, 2008
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The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.
Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.
by mecicon March 11, 2008
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The animals of prey that surround Barack Hussein Obama, giving the appearance that he and his alleged candidacy are strong and/or exude strength.
Even though Obamessiah will speak softly in the international community (capitulation to the jihadists, and sharia law) the Barackuda make him look strong.
by mecicon July 17, 2008
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