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brainwidth

Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned range of frequencies.
2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.
"She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."
by mecicon February 22, 2008
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Obamessiah

The new leader of the democrat party indicated by the euphoric evangelical opiate induced trance-like gaze that overwhelms the crowd at a Barack Obama campaign rally.
"So many passed out when Obamessiah appeared that I thought he was going to lay hands on the crowd and heal us of our American attitudes."
by mecicon February 22, 2008
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Brainwidth

Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned brain waves.
2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.
"She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."
by mecicon February 23, 2008
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email courage

1. The uncanny ability to act tough and hard nosed while composing an email and then not have the backbone (balls) to do anything about the subject matter while in person or in a meeting.

2. Sending cc emails to anyone in order to prove a point, asking idiotic questions with poor grammar, Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!
Dave is such a poseur, he is full of email courage and then kisses Scott's ass in the hallway.
by mecicon February 24, 2008
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Obamalot

1. The mythical place and time when peace and hope converge, inspired by grandiose speeches platitudes and bromides.

2. In American contexts, the phrase "Camelot" refers to the presidency of John F. Kennedy, as his term was said to have potential and promise for the future, and the period was symbolic of hope for many in the world, who were inspired by Kennedy's speeches, vision and political policies. The period was ended by Kennedy's November 22, 1963, assassination, which is often compared to the fall of King Arthur. The lines "Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot," from the musical Camelot, were quoted by his widow Jacqueline as being from his favorite song in the score. "There'll be great Presidents again," she added, "but there'll never be another Camelot again … it will never be that way again."

3. Camelot is the most famous fictional castle and court associated with the legendary King Arthur. Later romance depicts it as the fantastic capital of Arthur's realm, from which he fought many of the battles and quests that made up his life. Camelot as a place is associated with ideals like justice, bravery and truth, the virtues Arthur and his knights embody in the romances. It is absent from the early material, and its location, if it even existed, is unknown. Thus most modern academic scholars regard it as being entirely fictional.
Karyn: OOOOH, I can't wait for President Barack Hussein Obama to become the leader of the world, so he can restore our mythical "Camelot" which was destroyed when JFK was killed.

Dawn: Yeah, it will be Obamalot.
by mecicon March 1, 2008
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Obambi

Barack Obama has a glass jaw. For many months last year, it was assumed that Mr. Obama would be too soft, or timid, to endure the attacks to come. “Obambi,” he was dubbed by a Chicago Tribune columnist. A parallel assumption emerged that the 46-year-old Mr. Obama was merely running in 2008 to sow good will for a campaign in 2012 or 2016. As it turned out, Mr. Obama has proven adept at deflecting punches, shrugging off criticism from opponents as “the same old politics.”
His soft brown eyes give a sort of "deer in the headlights" look, but he is not Obambi, he is like a pit bull with AIDS.
by mecicon March 10, 2008
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war pussy

War is easy to get in to and hard to get out of, sometimes pussy is also easy to get in to and hard to get out of, and a pussy with an STD is the worst.
That was some war pussy, easy to get in to and hard to get out of. The harder I pulled away the more that skeez pulled me in.
by mecicon March 10, 2008
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