me old fruity's definitions

nas

one who is screwed, make a regrettable mistake.
from nas saying he backed ja rule in the 50 cent/ja rule beef, only to have ja rule turn around and diss him, leaving nas screwed on both sides.

guy a: 'ha ha look at that fugly heiffer!'
guy b: 'thats my mama'
guy a: 'oh no, i just dropped a nas!'

by me old fruity August 30, 2005

Flumps

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!

by me old fruity August 29, 2005

what did they come as?

insult to mutter when one or a group of SERIOUSLY badly dressed people walk by.

Basically you are insinuating they must be in fancy dress to look so ridiculous, hence 'what did they come as?'

50 yr old woman walks by with big clunky black leather boots, a vile patterned multicoloured gypsy skirt, jewellery made from old christmas decorations and a t-shirt 3 sizes too small that says 'babe' on it:

me: what did they come as?

by me old fruity July 3, 2006

collard green

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

by me old fruity October 7, 2005

fannytastic

like fantastic but much cooler with much more emphasis. it must be pronounced with emphasis too. it is most commonly used in, but not limited to, the discussion of lady parts and/or lesbians.

The vicar of Dibley, Geraldine, said to Alice that shagging model Rachel Hunter would be 'fannytastic'.

by me old fruity November 8, 2006

pharrell

talented and fit (but my gosh don't he know it) producer/singer from virginia. huge experience as a producer,one half of legendary producers the neptunes, part of star trak and also one third of band N*E*R*D (No One Ever Really Dies.)
he has an incredible amount of projects. not satisfied with producing the likes of:
beyonce, britney spears, ludacris, kelis, clipse, fam-lay, nelly, jay-z, snoop dogg and even missy elliot to name just a few (he once produced 60% of the chart) he also has his own clothing line, Billionaire Boys Club (BBC) and shoe range (Ice Creams.)
could probably charm any woman on this earth and he knows it! lucky sod.

'do ya think that u can f*ck with we, star trak, and BBC, n*****r?'- pharrel feat on Snoop Dogg 'It Blows My Mind'

'see these ice cubes, see these ice creams?'- Pharrel and Snoop Dogg 'Drop It Like Its Hot'

'just as long as we got the same thing running through our veins, you and i, we are both the same'- breakout

by me old fruity September 2, 2005

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity July 20, 2008