4 definitions by mducrane
While engaged in the act of sexual intercourse, the guy who starts on the bottom with the girl riding him places his arm around his partner’s back and deftly scoops her turning her around and underneath him without slipping out. At this point the guy is now on top and assumes the missionary position. For this to happen smoothly the girl should be fit and not overweight as it is much harder to one-arm a 300 pounder.
My buddy Chris met the hottest chick last night! She was so fit that he was able to one-arm her with ease.
by mducrane March 30, 2011
An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. This on-again/off-again pattern of behavior is very similar to the “Game on!” “Game off!” nature of a street hockey match. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 11, 2011
An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 11, 2011
A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
by mducrane February 21, 2012