Choke Hold

An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.

Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?

Ogre #2: What?

by Mbleh July 16, 2007

Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

by Mbleh October 28, 2007

Hey

Synonym for (1)"hello";(2)"Let me get your attention"; and (3)"You bastard!"

1:
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"

2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"

3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"

by Mbleh August 22, 2007

burn

A usually sarcastic and insulting comment, devised to burn someone's emotions. Brilliant burns are something anyone around, other than the wimpy victim, should appreciate. If you give one of these ingenius burns, someone around surely will utter, "Oh BURN!!". One must never say these words if they are administering the burn. This sucks most of the burning potential out of it, and, since no one else says "Oh BURN!!", it makes the victim think that only the burner agrees with the comment, giving little to no burned emotion, which makes a burn with the burner saying "burn" not a true burn. Also, when burning, it is best not to actually start the burn, that is, a burn is more painful if the victim says something normal and the burner makes a burning comment, or addition to what the victim said, thus burning the victim. So never say the beginning to what makes a burn; you'll just sound stupid. So good luck, be quick, don't say "burn" if you're burning someone, and don't say the starting words to a burn. Now go out and burn somebody!

WRONG!:
Stupid Guy: "Huh! Hey-hey! Yer momma's fat an' UGLY! OH YEAH!! BURN!!!!!"

RIGHT!:
Victim: "Wow. Your house is really small."
Intelligent Person: "Yeah, there's just enough room in there for me and yo' momma!"
Guy: "OH BURN!!"

by Mbleh November 25, 2007

Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

by Mbleh October 22, 2007

Teletubbies

A TV show for children. But be forwarned because, title misleading, this show is NOT about fat people that can move objects with their minds. Instead of that fantastic idea for a show, the truth is that it's about four dome-dwelling anthropomorphic creatures that look like the unholy offspring of human, monkey, and felt. These horrendous characters bare the names of "Tinky-Winky", "Dipsy", "Laa-Laa", and "Po" (upon investigation, it has been found that Tinky-Winky is in fact homosexual. This was discovered by the fact that he carries a purse and has an upside-down triangle atop an antenna on his head). The show is about the immature adventures they have as a probable after-effect of the various psychedellic drugs they have, no doubt, ingested. They play in a grassy land where it is always spring, whilst narration is spoken in the background. The thing that freaks me out most is the sun. What's so freaky about a sun, you ask? Well for starters, the sun is nothing more than a yellow, projected baby's face. It's true. Need I say more? Probably, so I'll tell you this: if you ever feel the urge to watch this show, see a psychiatrist. If you're a child and you have an urge to watch Teletubbies, go ahead, it might be educational. On the other hand, it WAS created likely by speed addicts. Oh well.

Guy: "Hey, wanna watch Teletubbies?"
Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids."
Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer!"
Guy2: "Kay"
(Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high!)

by Mbleh October 22, 2007

Clown

A most evil and diabolical Human which wears face paint, puffy clothes, hangs out at circuses, smokes pot, and slaughters people. Appears to bring great joy to small children.

Holy crap that clown is so frigging evil I want to bight his head off lets watch TV

by Mbleh July 06, 2007