mbc's definitions

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

boobgnome

A term used to describe a legal midget who is able to render herself unconcious by simply joging in place.

Carla

by MBC March 31, 2003

Blinky

A book keeper who blinks uncontrolably when angry, anoyed, or slightly aroused.

Blinky unleashed her fury on Tom for fucking up the checks.

by MBC April 2, 2003

hippie

A person who talks about saving the environment but instead only smokes pot and smells bad.

Those dirty fucking hippies are sleeping in my back yard again!

by MBC October 23, 2006

balloonknot

A slang term meaning asshole.

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.

by MBC March 31, 2003

cock wrestler

1) A whore who makes her living wrestling the cock 2) someone who makes their living wrestling and slaughtering chickens

Not only did that cokwrestler make me cum in her mouth but she made me a chicken dinner, For $10!!!!

by MBC April 4, 2003

Swagger

An extremely drunk Irish man.

Ill drink any swagger under the table

by MBC October 23, 2006