5 definitions by mayukhm

Elonize

The subtle art of acquiring a public limited company by Elon Musk and changing its corporate culture overnight.

Bob: I won't pay $8 per month for just a blue tick on twitter!
Alice: Well, it has been elonized. You can't do much rather than comply.

by mayukhm November 6, 2022

Law of Bugtropy

The total bugs of an isolated coded application can never decrease over time, and is constant if and only if all changes done are reversible.

John:
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."

Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...

by mayukhm November 16, 2020

qubidiot

A person who is over-enthusiastic about quantum computing and keeps on babbling jargons and sharing advanced articles on the same without understanding the underlying fundamentals of quantum physics and mathematics.

Professor to Bob: "Do not get initimidated by John, he is just a qubidiot. Better concentrate on your boolean and linear algebra fundamentals."

by mayukhm November 2, 2020

Qubidiot

A person who is over-enthusiastic about quantum computing and keeps on babbling jargons and sharing advanced articles on the same without understanding the underlying fundamentals of quantum physics and mathematics.

Professor to Bob: "Do not get initimidated by John, he is just a qubidiot. Better concentrate on your boolean and linear algebra fundamentals."

by mayukhm November 2, 2020

LinkedIn Quickie

To connect with random strangers on linkedin, only to endorse each others' skills without any real conversation or background check.

Bob: Wow Alice, you have a lot of professional connections.
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.

Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie

by mayukhm December 9, 2020