max powers's definitions

lorry

v. the act of beating the fuck out of one of your best friends because you are drunk and he is in love with you. Refers to a particularly severe beating. Has been shortened to mean beating the fuck out of someone who is mearly an acquaintance or beating the fuck out of someone in a situation where it would be wholly unexpected or inappropriate,

me: that guy was a fucking dickhead.
40: yea, he doesn't know how close he came to eating through a straw for the next six weeks. I was going to lorry that mother fucker.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

ThasWhaImTalkinBout

you see something you like you point it out by sayin "thaswhatimtalkinbout"

(fine girl walks by)"Damn, ThasWhaImTalkinBout"

by max powers March 22, 2003

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

remedial

a synonym for stupid, pointing out someone is remedial rather than callin them stupid ensures you look anything but remedial.

you did what? quit actin remedial

by max powers March 22, 2003

knawmean

slang for "do you know what i mean"

i kinda feel like a burrito, knawmean?

by max powers March 22, 2003

moted

short for demoted, popular in early 90's making a comeback.

(your friend gets shot down by a girl)"Damn homey you just got moted"

by max powers March 22, 2003

who dat is

term used by elementary school dropouts to ask "who is that"

have you met larry?
who dat is?

by max powers March 22, 2003