max's definitions

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

Metal daze

Meaning your really into the best type of music in the world, METAL!! Also a great song by ManowaR - HEAVY METAL, HEAVY METAL DAZE!1

I love metal so much!
Your in a metal daze

by MaX October 19, 2003

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

Don

an east bay badass

daaaamn, don's in oakland again.

by max October 24, 2003

burninate

popularized by homestarrunner.com, describing the burning of peasants and cottages by Trogdor, a majestic dragon.

If they got in a fight, Trogdor would burninate Puff the Magic Dragon's @$$.

by max October 25, 2003