max's definitions

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 2, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

X & Y

The name of Coldplay's forthcoming album, which will undoubtedly be massive.

'X & Y' - a combination of oldplay and boldplay

by max May 17, 2005

shlippy

An extremly slippery surface, usually impossible to stand on, becausew it's so slippy.

"I about KO'd myself on that shlippy bit over there"

by max May 2, 2005

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004

big poppa

a playa specific:The Notorious BIG

"I like it when you call me big poppa, throw ya hands in the air if youz a true playa"

by Max March 31, 2003