max's definitions

dike ass bitch

some motherfucker who is being a supreme dike.

What a dike ass bitch!

by max April 6, 2005

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

kickin' it

hangin out, doing nothing, doing anything....

We were kickin' it.

by Max October 30, 2003

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

The apacolypse

by Max November 10, 2003

meaning of life

Apparently the only question left that can not be answered by any scientist and/or believer.

me: "Hey god, I have but one question for you, a question so universal and simple that every soul on earth would want to ask it to you: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?"
god: "How should I know?"

by max February 8, 2004

big poppa

a playa specific:The Notorious BIG

"I like it when you call me big poppa, throw ya hands in the air if youz a true playa"

by Max March 31, 2003