max's definitions

kickin' it

hangin out, doing nothing, doing anything....

We were kickin' it.

by Max October 30, 2003

Nataleigh

Nataleigh-- this freshman that is fucking my freshman buddy, Steven.

Nataleigh fucked Steven last night, and I'm really jealous.

by Max March 3, 2005

redskins

The best team in the NFL

"dude, did you see the redskins fucking kill the cowboys last night

by Max March 13, 2005

Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her

Rose is the most beautiful flower inthe world

by Max December 21, 2004

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

Judge Judy

what's the difference between judge Judy and a trampeline?

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampeline.

The apacolypse

by Max November 10, 2003

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003