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Fat Fives

Stock Rims put on 94-96 Acura Integra GSR. The 97 GSR's came with LS wheels. The 98-01 GSR's came with Blades

Check out those Fat Fives.

by Max July 1, 2007

PMS

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs

at PMS we got 6 periods a day

by max December 4, 2004

jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"

kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha

by max December 4, 2004

jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.

Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.

by Max June 18, 2006

pen sucker

a hot gurl in 10th grade at o'hara named megan who sucks on a pen while a horny dude named steve sanislo watchs and jerks off

wow look at steve jerk off to taht pen sucker

by max December 9, 2004

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003