5 definitions by mattias
by mattias February 2, 2005
Another word for someone who resembles a Grizzly Bear woken up from his hibernation prematurely by some poor unsuspecting hikers.
by mattias April 15, 2005
A girl, who has a vagina beyond any actual purging, because of the foul smell, overgrown hair. Has been known to eat people. Never talk about the fabled tale. Or else it will get you.
God, I ate out scharnhorst last night.
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss
by mattias December 30, 2004
Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”
by mattias April 16, 2005