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5 definitions by mattias

 
1.
synonym for: nerd,geek,dweeb,dork
That David is such a krelboyne scored 99 on the exam.
by mattias February 01, 2005
 
2.
In swedish Ooije means panther
Oh, what a nice Ooije.
by Mattias November 04, 2003
 
3.
A girl, who has a vagina beyond any actual purging, because of the foul smell, overgrown hair. Has been known to eat people. Never talk about the fabled tale. Or else it will get you.
God, I ate out scharnhorst last night.
Oh My Lord, Did it eat you?
No but a fool I am for venturing into the abyss
by Mattias December 29, 2003
 
4.
Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”
by Mattias April 16, 2005
 
5.
Another word for someone who resembles a Grizzly Bear woken up from his hibernation prematurely by some poor unsuspecting hikers.
"I think I've stumbled across a York"
by Mattias April 15, 2005