mattanaw's definitions

Snafood

Also Snafüd.

Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.

“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”

“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”

“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”

by mattanaw October 27, 2021

Scrumpty

A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty

"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021

Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021