mattanaw's definitions

AGESPLAIN

Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.

“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”

“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”

“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”

by mattanaw July 20, 2021

Earthnic

Cleaning the earth of pollution, including all chemical pollution, and wrong minds. This is a supplemental process to death, and choosing which lives and biological characteristics to produce. Includes everything on earth, mental and chemical.

"Earthnic cleansing is new and different and isn't Ethnic"

"Clean that Earth you Earthnic cleansing Flat Earther!"

"Earth day's new mission is Earthnic stuff."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

by mattanaw July 22, 2021

Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021