11 definitions by mattanaw
Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.
"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."
"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."
"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Verb: (Alternatively signonym).
When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms.
Noun:
When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there.
Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).
When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms.
Noun:
When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there.
Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).
Verb: "You just Sinonymed yourself on interregional baby talk"
Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.
Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.
by mattanaw July 11, 2022
Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.
To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."
"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."
"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."
"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
by mattanaw July 21, 2021
Like "Pneumonia", but an illness whereby death is caused by a Memory.
When you remember something, and that memory results in your death.
When you remember something, and that memory results in your death.
"Bro, I think that old rando died because of her Pedo Family Memoirs. And she got Mnemonia."
"I didn't realize being a mother would require, years of that.... Now I get heart palpitations from my terminal Mnemonia."
"Woah, grandpa totally died in the ER, from COVID, but not even from COVID. He just remembered that time when... He had Mnemonia."
"Mnemonia is when you can't breath and die but because of your memories and not because of your Pneumonia"
"I didn't realize being a mother would require, years of that.... Now I get heart palpitations from my terminal Mnemonia."
"Woah, grandpa totally died in the ER, from COVID, but not even from COVID. He just remembered that time when... He had Mnemonia."
"Mnemonia is when you can't breath and die but because of your memories and not because of your Pneumonia"
by mattanaw October 4, 2021