matt huff's definitions

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

eenk

the back of the knee or more specifically the inside part of your leg where your knee bends at the joint creating a V shape

the eenk is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

japaspanish

A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.

This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.

Tachidatumoto - means ur bike is cool in japaspanish

by Matt Huff December 4, 2010

blagiarism

Blatent plagiarism.

Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.

Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.

Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.

Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"

Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009