Definitions by mastershake211

southerner 

One who lives in the southern half of the United States. They are sometimes, but not always, ignorant and have atrocious grammar and spelling, like whoever wrote definition number 2. They sometimes have an unusually large amount of pride for the south, due to the fact that they still havent gotten over their own defeat in the Civil War yet.

The person who wrote number 2 spelled the word 'write' wrong. The rest of them all had good definitions. Southerner.

southerner by mastershake211 April 15, 2006

sphincter 

A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

I cant think of an examplefor the word sphincter.

sphincter by mastershake211 April 14, 2006

ALF 

An acronym for Animal Liberation Front. They are funded by the so-called 'animal rights group' PETA, and are currently under FBI watch for being a known terrorist organization.

Dude, the ALF just fire-bombed my dad's car dealership and now were homeless!! :(

ALF by mastershake211 April 14, 2006

Half Life 2 

The lord god of all video games.

As soon as I put Half Life 2 into my CD-ROM drive, I exploded in my pants.

Half Life 2 by mastershake211 April 14, 2006