mastersam0's definitions

todd

retard. >> retodd >> todd.

self-explanatory

Person 1 - "wow, he just dumped that chick."
Person 2 - "yeah, what a todd."

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

o-|--<

a stick person if you look at it sideways.

o-|--< stick person of DOOM

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

FD

An abbreviation for "Fucking Dipshit" or "Fucking Douche" or "Fucking Dumbass" or...... etc. you can probably think of a ton more.

This is a word that usually describes a dumb jock at your school or workplace or one of those wiggas hanging around the skatepark.

random dumb jock: "lol i just watched Sex and the City wit my mom"
regular person 1: "yeah, you would watch that wit ur mom"
regular person 2: "yeah, youre such a FD"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.

"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008