mason's definitions

virginia tech

The best school for learning to be a man! I don't know what the Citadel's problem is, but I'm just about ready to open a can of whoop ass on their puppy butts.

The Citadel is the bitch of the Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech.

by Mason December 19, 2003

university of richmond

A highly selective, liberal arts school in Richmond, Virginia.

I wish I was accepted to Richmond.

by Mason March 31, 2005

angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

by Mason April 14, 2003

Rumpy

Endearing term for a friend or family member, usually another male. May come from the word "grumpy" originally, or may refer to the rump or butt. My father called my grandfather this and vice versa. Is also an adjective meaning "darn" or "stupid" for objects or situations.

"Hey Rumpy, what's up?"
"I was watching the rumpy baseball game and the rumpy Cubs lost again."

by Mason November 13, 2003

cack

To use ones penis to hit someone with, usually upon the face.

A combination of 'cock' and 'smack'

'He cacked me on the face, and now I have a big long bruise'

'Watch it, or i'll cack you.'

by Mason January 30, 2004

rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by Mason April 14, 2003

crumb snatcher

Derogatory term for a young black child. See niglet

Git outta mah trailer ya'll lil' crumb snatcher!

by Mason April 14, 2003