mason's definitions

Vienna, Virginia

Where the top 1% congregate to spend all their blood money.

Rich people live in Vienna.

by Mason November 30, 2004

Pervis

An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert

Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?

by Mason November 13, 2003

burgle

To break into a house, car, etc. Comes from the word "burglar"

Evalyn had to burgle into her house because she couldn't find the key.

by Mason November 25, 2004

angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

by Mason April 14, 2003

cack

To use ones penis to hit someone with, usually upon the face.

A combination of 'cock' and 'smack'

'He cacked me on the face, and now I have a big long bruise'

'Watch it, or i'll cack you.'

by Mason January 30, 2004

Rumpy

Endearing term for a friend or family member, usually another male. May come from the word "grumpy" originally, or may refer to the rump or butt. My father called my grandfather this and vice versa. Is also an adjective meaning "darn" or "stupid" for objects or situations.

"Hey Rumpy, what's up?"
"I was watching the rumpy baseball game and the rumpy Cubs lost again."

by Mason November 13, 2003

Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004