marty's definitions
by Marty March 20, 2004
Get the tommy-bmug. The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.
Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!
by Marty April 6, 2004
Get the Westchestermug. A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
by Marty January 29, 2005
Get the Monkeesmug. by Marty October 23, 2003
Get the covered handjobmug. extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation
by Marty October 23, 2003
Get the Astroglidemug. Uberjello, Super jello or exquisite. Beyond comprehension of taste or senses, godly or not of this world.
by Marty October 20, 2004
Get the Uberjellomug. 
Get the rippedmug.