marty's definitions

Uberjello

Uberjello, Super jello or exquisite. Beyond comprehension of taste or senses, godly or not of this world.

"Boy..that Uberjello, gelitan treat for the gods!"

by Marty October 20, 2004

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

peacekeeper

a hand gun

'Hands up!' he snarled from behind a two-barrelled peacekeeper.

by Marty May 20, 2004

cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

marty hard

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

by Marty May 13, 2005

pop

Slang for alcoholic beverage, cocktail, beer, etc.

My buddies and I went out last night and had a few pops.

by Marty January 29, 2005