marty's definitions

The One

Jesus Christ

I am saved through God's Grace, in that He sent Jesus Christ, The One whom was prophecied about, to die for me.

by Marty June 17, 2003

Slap it down

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

by Marty February 22, 2003

morphine

Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.

When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.

by Marty October 22, 2003

YarPirate

A word used to describe sex between two males.

I met this guy at a gay bar, then I took him home to have hot and sweaty YarPirate all night long.

by Marty November 10, 2003

That's A Good One!!!

A response to a poor joke, usually accompanied with knee-slapping or bench hitting.

A: <insert poor joke here>
B: That's A Good One!!!

by Marty June 12, 2003

connected

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.

Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.

by Marty February 14, 2003

peacekeeper

a hand gun

'Hands up!' he snarled from behind a two-barrelled peacekeeper.

by Marty May 20, 2004