70 definitions by marty

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by marty October 20, 2003

It was that time of the month for Brandi, and the ink began to flow.

by marty January 22, 2003

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

by marty October 20, 2003

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.

"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"

by marty February 18, 2005

some like their noodle al dente others in a floodle like state

by marty February 26, 2004

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

by marty February 22, 2005

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003