5 definitions by martcraft
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by martcraft October 31, 2019
Software that is often not working/badly designed/useless that got implemented after the CEO played golf with another company's CEO.
Programmer 1: Nothing is working! Why the fuck do we have this program in the first place?!
Programmer 2: Looks like Golfware.
Programmer 2: Looks like Golfware.
by martcraft May 14, 2020
When a big kid gets control of 8000 nukes and a whole country...
possibly has sexual relations with Putin.
possibly has sexual relations with Putin.
by martcraft December 10, 2019
by martcraft June 6, 2018