After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.
After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.
When a black person does something either extraordinary or something incredibly stupid.
"Hey Timmy, did you see that free throw that colored fellow made at the game? It was Spooktacular!"
The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.
"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."
When something isn't working correctly and you can't exactly figure out why.
I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.
Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"
Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."
Another name for a penis
"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."