11 definitions by Marquis70

Carp Tunnel

The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"

Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."

by Marquis70 August 13, 2009

Bloop Blop

The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.

"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."

by Marquis70 March 10, 2008

Rumpel Stiffskin

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

by Marquis70 May 1, 2008

Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

spooktacular

When a black person does something either extraordinary or something incredibly stupid.

"Hey Timmy, did you see that free throw that colored fellow made at the game? It was Spooktacular!"

by Marquis70 April 17, 2008

Chickaburnt

A small brown "chicken-like" bird with feathers that are more "fuzzy-like" instead of "feather-like". It could possibly be the shameful step cousin of the chicken, just as a donkey is to the horse. Native to the north central part of the United States (and some recent reported sightings in southwest Africa), the creature makes a surprisingly audible fart-like sound when stepped on.

It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.

"Hey Pablo, was that a whoopie cushion... or are you stepping on chickaburnts again???"

by Marquis70 August 11, 2011

bojiggety

When something isn't working correctly and you can't exactly figure out why.

I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.

by Marquis70 March 3, 2008