500 definitions by mark
A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.
Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
by mark December 10, 2004
by mark February 27, 2004
when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.
Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off
by mark July 28, 2004
A term that President George W. Bush made up to get a better approval rating. For more on Bush, see idiot.
by mark December 7, 2003
One who thinks that he/her are punk, but really they are not and they listen to simple plan and good charlotte. Can also be used in reference to anyone who is trying way to hard.
Allister Bean: dude check out my old school connies and my hardcore simple plan t-shirt.
Random: clearly your beanin it....
or
Vinnie: Hey tony, check out my fully sick sub-woofer and ghetto blaster.
Tony: Vinnie your not even Italian, stop beanin it....
Random: clearly your beanin it....
or
Vinnie: Hey tony, check out my fully sick sub-woofer and ghetto blaster.
Tony: Vinnie your not even Italian, stop beanin it....
by mark September 30, 2004
To smite someone. If a person does somthing you don't like you would use this word to define what you want to do to them.
by mark November 9, 2004
by mark September 21, 2004