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Kayan is a girl who is really awkward and weird at the beginning but once you get to know her she is actually really fucking cool, but still kinda weird cause shes always shy. She has a massive crush on omar because she loves him a lot. She likes to use the word jesus a lot whenever she talks cause she thinks its cool and rad. Kayan is very desperate to kiss guys because she has not done that before, she wishes it was omar. Shes really into memes and vines and she is honestly one of the cutest and best people you will meet . God bless kayan. she thinks she has a nice ass but she blind.
Omg look at the girl breaking down in class
Ugh thats a kayan
by mari-the-dog January 15, 2019
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Lara Mundungus is quite a rare specimen. She likes to read from her kindle all the time while reading her amazing Wattpad stories. She is quite shy at first, but don't be baffooned. Lara is a beast in the streets and a freak in sheets. Her favorite sport is tennis because she likes playing with balls all the time, her fave :). Furthermore, she is the queen of the basic fit, a crop top, and some shorts, and she says she has style lollllllll. Whenever you compliment she will probably awkwardly smile and say thanks but a bitch lol. however I must say she is quite a cutie, she breaks the scale and is the ultimate boob girl. Blessed with large luscious bazookas that will make a grown man cry. But her one weakness, Omar......... she has fallen for this man and rightfully so because he treats her like a cute queen, she loves his amazing looks and small penis :( but it's ok it's all she can take. Also, she is the best at showing no emotion, even in bed lmaooooooooo. I will keep this short but more is coming
did you see what she did last night, she didn't say a single word
that was so lara mundungis
by mari-the-dog February 14, 2022
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