23 definitions by marblecakealsothegame13

should i bring snacks

what you say when texting a girl you're coming to visit for a weekend. basically asking if you're gonna have sex.

Stacy: "can't wait for the weekend"
Brad: "same here, should i bring snacks?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 31, 2018

shirt mullet

also known as a french tuck. when you tuck in only the front of your shirt in your pants, leaving you neat on the front and casual in the back.

Jon: Hey Phil, nice shirt mullet! Really brings out the homosexual in you.
Phil: Thanks! That's what I was aiming for!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 10, 2018

panhandler

another term for beggar, or delusional homeless person.

"Lock the door - panhandlers keep coming in wanting to use the restroom."

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 19, 2019

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.

Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018