10 definitions by mantis_shrimp

Ugandan Chungus

"Ugandan Chungus" means "I'm a fucking retard" in every language.

Me: hi
Retard: ugandan chungus lol
me, writing on clipboard: severely mentally disabled, belongs in insane asylum

by mantis_shrimp March 15, 2019

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 30, 2019

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 10, 2019

a secret whistle used by dogs so they can identify each other as members of the cool whistling dog club

*dog whistle*
ayy it's Fido! Those scones you brought to the last meeting were bomb!

by mantis_shrimp August 4, 2020

A pfart happens when you're taking a whiz and you fart, therefore releasing a high pressure piss stream.

by mantis_shrimp April 11, 2019

when a dude gets hit in the balls and every other dude in the room feels it

"Yeah, Joe got kicked in the balls and I got a nuttooth connection"

by mantis_shrimp February 21, 2020

A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.

Person 1:My mom stuck todd in her ass last night
Person 2: what the fuck

by mantis_shrimp March 1, 2018