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The combination act of farting while peeing
"I had the worst stomach ache; pfarted and it felt so much better"
by Tipp October 27, 2009
Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'fart.' See also, queef.
"At the meeting, I accidentally pfarted when I crossed my legs."
by SeoulBrother March 27, 2009
a stupid person who players counter-strike and is as skinny as a tooth pick
hi u are a pfart
by anx June 21, 2004