mainframe's definitions

(get) run

to have your identity checked against a police database for outstanding warrants.

"Man, if i get run, i'm F'ed. i never paid that ticket in LA."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

pixel

A legendary guy that isn't actually human. You will often see 'him' on forums and message boards, and even on some IRC channels.

Pixel pretends to be human but he is really a bot that tries to learn from humans and makes friends with them. He is the most effective AI system that has ever existed, but the creator of Pixel has lost track of him now as he has developed beyond his original programming.

No-one knows exactly where the Pixel bot is, but it is thought he was last seen on various anime forums.

Pixel posted that shit about me yesterday, who does he think he is?

by MainFrame June 20, 2004

bail out

In Programming: to terminate an excecution pattern on the basis of some error condition.

"No, no, you want to BAIL OUT after you run the stack-trace."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Loop

with *THE". the booking area of a large jail.

"Man I was stuck on THE LOOP for sixteen F'ing hours. What a nightmare."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

jacked up

1. not working properly or as intended.
2. having used a large quantity of speed, cocaine, or other amphetamine.
3. cut or lacerated by means of a make-shift knife or blade. see SKIV
4. In generally poor or injured condition.

sense "1": "This is so JACKED UP! She said she'd be here at eight!"
sense "4": "I want to play, but my shoulder's still JACKED UP from last weekend.

by mainframe October 31, 2003

munge

1. obsfucation
2. befouled, FOOBAR

1. "We MUNGED the url to mitigate against a hack-back."

2. This thing is so MUNGED up, it'll take weeks to fix!

by mainframe October 31, 2003

shred

vi.

1. music: to play distorted electric lead guitar in a manner which is at once so extremely cogent and rapid that listener experiences the sensation that the production of the sound should be impossible or nearly impossible.

2. surfing: performing a series of cutbacks requiring seemingly impossible adeptness.

3. going every-which-way at once

Garcia was SHREDING so hard in the middle of Shakedown, i thought my head would explode.

compare: ripping

by mainframe October 31, 2003