magoo's definitions

Smote

The act of burninating; the process of burnination.

And Trogdor smote the Kerrek and all was laid to burnination.

by magoo March 18, 2003

aardvark

The A-10 close-support bomber is called an
aardvark because of its clumsy appearance. It's official nickname is the Thunderbolt, but everyone calls it aardvark.

There were some guys holed up with RPGs but we called in the aardvarks and that was it.

by magoo May 13, 2005

harvest moon

The act of pulling your pants down to expose your naked rear end, followed immediately by moving your bowels in the direction of unsuspecting victims.

Jesus Christ! That guy just shot a harvest moon out the window of that Jeep Cherokee!

by Magoo May 21, 2004

gold jerry gold

The excited response to receiving some incredibly good news or useful information.

Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.

VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!

VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!

by magoo June 3, 2004

South Carolina

The best damn state out there

South Carolina whups mutha f****** above this post

by magoo June 7, 2003

eyebrows deep

In over your head; physically or otherwise.

He's probably eyebrows deep in some Essex bird

by Magoo August 23, 2017