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Video Home System. A format that plays video on analog tape instead of the ones and zeros on DVDs, giving the picture a more saturated "film" look whereas on DVD the picture looks washed out with paler fleshtones and exaggerated highlights, but that's ok because it comes with hours of extras instead of the movie itself like a director setting up a shot and kissing Hollywood ass.
There will always be a place for VHS in porn.
by madmaxxx March 12, 2005
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Nude pics a chick posts of herself in a forum. Often times if a hottie posts a regular pic, the other posters will keep asking for "nudes?" or "n00dz plz."
The pics thread was at the top with 300 users online. Some chick must have posted nudes.
by madmaxxx March 5, 2005
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One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.

The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.
Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.
by madmaxxx March 23, 2005
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