48 definitions by madamexxx
A way to tell someone to Shut the Fuck Up or Shut Up, Bitch that turns a tense moment into something funny.
It's better to say because it shows creativity and has a richer history, plus that you have more class.
It's better to say because it shows creativity and has a richer history, plus that you have more class.
That kid had diarreah of the mouth so I told him : "Shut Your Pie Hole."
I want to say: "Shut Your Pie Hole" to Eminem. He sucks.
I want to say: "Shut Your Pie Hole" to Eminem. He sucks.
by madamexxx February 26, 2009
When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.
I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
by madamexxx March 4, 2009
A strange phenomenon that occurs when a man sees an opportunity to lecture a woman in his life about why it's wrong to enjoy something she enjoys, whether it be silly laughter he doesn't understand among friends or a dessert or admiring her own beauty in the mirror. He has something negative to say because of his own inner turmoil, but he takes it out on the woman. He needs to feel like he's smarter and misery loves company.
This could also be true coming from a woman, or parent to child, child to parent, friend to friend or anyone to anyone. Sadly, I have had a lot of people try to be killjoys in my life, so I never try to be one toward others.
This could also be true coming from a woman, or parent to child, child to parent, friend to friend or anyone to anyone. Sadly, I have had a lot of people try to be killjoys in my life, so I never try to be one toward others.
"Everytime I try to get laid, there is a killjoy."
"Calorie Cops are killjoys."
"Killjoys are sadistic."
"Everybody treats killjoys like crap. That's why they are the way they are."
"Calorie Cops are killjoys."
"Killjoys are sadistic."
"Everybody treats killjoys like crap. That's why they are the way they are."
by madamexxx February 26, 2009
I was fatastic today the way I was zooming around the house cleaning, like a plus size tornado. I don't know if I lost any weight, but I feel so great I almost don't care.
by madamexxx March 4, 2009
After a meth, crack or heroin addict gets off habitual drug use, they gain a lot of weight in a hurry because the drug and not eating has slowed their metabolism down. Since their muscles have also deteriorated from this habit, they get a lot of untoned fat: ReFlab.
"First I went to Rehab, now I've gone to ReFlab!"
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."
by madamexxx February 26, 2009
Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and butterfaced.
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).
Everytime Joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-fucker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.
by madamexxx February 25, 2009
A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.
"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."
by madamexxx February 26, 2009