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7 definitions by lunchboxes

 
1.
A box where you keep all your past loads.
Hey mom, have you seen my cum box?
by lunchboxes September 07, 2006
 
2.
A large rooster, usually male.
I awoke today to a fat cock.
by lunchboxes September 07, 2006
 
3.
A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
by lunchboxes September 07, 2006
 
4.
A semi-erect penis that will not go away.
Fuck, man, I had a wicked chubber last night!
by lunchboxes September 07, 2006
 
5.
When a man excretes ejaculate into a woman's mouth who is lying on her back and then precedes to jump up and down on her stomach until she viciously fires the sperm wad out of her mouth and into the sky at a high speed.
Hey Amelia, do you remember when I Pacific Blowholed you and it landed on my aunt's baby?
by lunchboxes September 09, 2006
 
6.
A wooden ship that sailed during the Civil War era.
The Diversity is sailing today.
by lunchboxes September 07, 2006
 
7.
A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.
I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.
by lunchboxes September 07, 2006