turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)
Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim
by Luke May 22, 2006
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fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.
no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama
by luke January 18, 2004
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coochie spray

Coochie Spray is most known as bad smelling calogne used for the freshening up the the vaginal area...
Kami...why do you smell like sick as coochie spray?!? Oh wait...you're poor...I forgot...

Her everyone...smell Kami...it smells like coochie...EWWW!!
by Luke June 08, 2004
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mila kunis

Extremely cute actress from 'That 70s Show'. Currently dating Macaulay Culkin- so there's hope for us all yet.
Mila Kunis is how you want your girlfriend to look/act/talk/smile like.
by Luke April 01, 2005
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turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist
Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist
by Luke May 22, 2006
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i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...
Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin
by Luke June 08, 2004
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buttussy

female gouch; see also gouch and machismo
blake strozyk eats buttussy.
by Luke June 01, 2003
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