190 definitions by luke

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 5, 2003

Brutal

Adjective describing something which was or is exciting, good, bad or really hurt.
Also can be used to describe magnitude.

You just got fully brudalized! (when someone accidentally drops some of their sandwich)
Oh brutal! (when someone pegs a ball at you really fast)
'Brutally tons' means 'a lot'

by luke October 16, 2003

Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

by luke May 10, 2005

domepiece

Could be used also as a verb; to devour quickly.

1) "So after I domepieced that corn whisky, I pulled a Ron Burgundy and ate the cat poo?"
2) "Dude, I have never seen anyone domepiece a fat chicks vag-cheese like you.!"

by luke March 3, 2005

yand

yea...and?
(ok, whatever)

mr B: your wearing a blue t-shirt!
me: Y'AND?........

by luke December 8, 2003

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005

I like you for who you are

Roughly translated, it means "you're a skanky bitch, but I desperately need to get laid so I'm not fussy".

"All you want to do is get laid."
"How could you say that? I like you for who you are."

by luke May 28, 2004